120+ Threesome Pickup Lines [cheesy, rare, short, crazy]

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Just try these with someone interested and they are gonna love it.

Cheesy Threesome Pickup lines Lines

If you wanna convince someone for a threesome, these Cheesy Threesome pickup lines are good for you.

What do you do for a living other than being very hot?

Jailbreak or this look is illegal.

You must be very tired because it’s been on your mind all night.

is your name chamomile? Because you look like hot tea.

You’re so hot I feel like getting a tan just by standing here.

Does my tongue taste weird?

If you were a flower, you would be a fucking lunatic.

Does your name start with ‘C’? If we meet tonight, we can do a “C”.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

do you have a shovel because I like the way you look

Can you help me get on Santa’s sassy list this year? There’s something on your face. Wait, no, there’s just something missing. my face.

You look like a sip of water and I’m parched.

I called heaven and asked for an angel, but they wanted me to send a demon like you instead. Do you feel sick? Because I believe you are deficient in Vitamin Me.

You’re dressed to kill, so I volunteer to be your victim tonight.

Your lips look lonely Would you like to introduce me to mine?

Throw in your car keys and let them drive you crazy. are you a curriculum? Because I’ve been studying you like crazy.

It’s so hot that the equator feels like the North Pole.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you have to go by it again?

If being sexy is a crime, then the prosecution will make you guilty. I’ve been a little lethargic lately. Can you give me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

I saw a documentary about lips being the most sensitive part of the body. Want to know if it’s true?

Rare Threesome Pickup Lines

These Rare threesome pickup lines are naughty yet effective for you to try with someone you wanna impress.

beautiful pants. can I talk you out of it?

Let’s make a deal:

If you make me breakfast, I will make you dinner. do you believe in karma? Because we know the location of some good “Karma” scriptures that we can try.

Is your body a map? because I like to travel

What is a nice person like you doing with a dirty head like mine? you are very sexy My zipper catches your eye.

Want to be guilty of your next confession?

Your belt looks very tight. can you solve it for you

I hate to see you go, but I love to see you go. You look great in that outfit, but I bet you look even better in your birthday suit.

Do you like bacon?

I’m very up-to-date these days. Would you like to be one of them? did you make the bed this morning? Shall we break it together?

Pretend I’m a pirate and give me the loot.

These jeans suit you, but do you know what suits you better?

I can’t sleep alone… Will you sleep with me? I love your shirt, can you see what it’s made of?

Were your parent’s bakers? Because you have a nice set of bread.

I flip the coin… whichever side it lands on, you get tonight. It’s a nice smile, but it looks better if you just wear it.

Do I know you from somewhere? I don’t think I recognize you by all your clothes.

Are those jeans from GUESS? Who would want them to be? If I invite you to dinner, will you be the dessert?

I’m having a big sale at my house right now – clothes are 100% off for her.

Is that Halloween candy in your bag or are you happy to see me?

If I were a judge, I would put you on my bed.

Short Threesome Pickup Lines

Try these Short Threesome Pickup Lines and you will love them for sure.

What are you doing tonight but me?

I love your costume I wish it was piled more crumpled up on the bedroom floor. is your name winter? I’ll be here soon.

I wish I was on your phone, you were with me all day.

The Roses are red. Sumire is fine. I’m 6 and you’re 9

Are you Slytherin? Because I want you to sneak into my secret room.

Are you a light switch ’cause you turn me on I hope you remember my name because I will yell at you later.

can you call me I swear the donkey is calling me?

I thought I’d try to save more water, but would you like to take a shower with me?

It’s cold, so can I wear earmuffs on my thighs? are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood perfectly.

If what we’re eating is real, I can be you tonight.

Feeling depressed? because I want to feel you Do you want to be an Ajin when you have a baby?

Are you my homework because I don’t do it to you when I should?

Are you an elevator? Because I want to match your pace I want to lick it, so it must be ice cream.

What time do you get off? can I see

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to jump on you. I need a good place to think. May I sit on your lap?

You are on tonight’s to-do list.

Are you a sea lion ’cause I can see you in my bed tonight My nickname is the plate.

I’m good at math, so let’s add a bed, take off our clothes, split our legs and multiply.

I am an archaeologist. Do you have a big bone you want me to examine?

My doctor said I have a vitamin D deficiency. Do you want to go back and fix this?

Best Threesome Pickup Lines

These Best Threesome Pickup Lines are good for you to try.

I’m like a snowflake:

Beautiful, unique, one touch and you will feel how wet I am.

Can you poke my navel from the inside?

I am training to be an astronaut and my first mission is to explore Uranus.

will you kiss me in the rain I want to get wet twice as much?

I want to eat chicken, do you have it? No? what about the tail

Let’s do some carpentry work so I can nail you down. There are 206 human bones, but I want 207.

If I can swap the alphabet, I’ll place you between F and CK.

Are your feet tired? As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.

If you were a balloon, I would completely inflate you. I want to get down on my knees and show you the best donut smile.

I’m no weather forecaster, but I expect a few more inches tonight.

Are you a firefighter ’cause you make me hot and you make me wet

If you were in an elevator, which button would you press to get off? The only reason I throw you out of bed is to fuck you on the floor.

I want to kiss your luscious lips…and your face.

I’m a tortilla, I want you to flip it over and eat it.

That shirt looks great on you. If I was with you, I would come too.

I’m not a fan of sunsets, but I would love to see you go down.

If I were you, I would have sex with you. You’re so hot, my zipper falls for you

They say a kiss is the language of love, so why don’t you start a conversation with me?

I’m up to date Would you like to be one of them?

Crazy Threesome Pickup Lines

If you wanna impress someone for a threesome round then you can try these Crazy threesome pickup lines with them.

Are you an eco-friendly girl? The condoms in my pocket will expire tomorrow, so could you help me use them?

is your name winter? I’m coming soon

Want to be guilty of your next confession?

I don’t watch the sunset, but I want to see you set. are you an exam? Because I’ve been studying you like crazy.

Can you tell me when you will come back to me?

Please give me the car key. drive you crazy

Is your name Earl Gray? Because you look like hot tea!

I love my bed, but I’d rather be in your bed.

Because it screams that you’re in a haunted house or you.

Your body is 70% water…and I’m thirsty.

Are you undressing with your eyes?

Your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

I lost my key…can you check my pants?

Did you know my lips are like skittles and you taste the rainbow?

Do you need to sign your package? I know this drink is a great way to burn calories.

Don’t let this come to mind. But do you want anything?

Are you an elevator ’cause I keep pace with you

you look great now Do you know what else looks good on you? myself!

I only want an A in school I want only one F with you.