Who doesn’t love fast food? Let’s go back to when we used to have fast food after school, coaching, or even on dates. Those memories are heaven.
If you also love Fastfood and want to refresh those school memories with your friends, then you can share these Fastfood pickup lines with them.
Cheesy Fastfood Pickup Lines
Cheesy is good with fast food as well as with pickup lines. Lol Try these Cheesy Fastfood Pickup lines and enjoy.
I love you so much that I can even share my Oreos.
Hey, do you want to eat something fresh? Try me!
You are my Happy Meal, and I am your Big Mac.
Oh, fill me with juicy flavors.
Let me put toys in your happy meal, child!
You excite me and satisfy me like a box of pizza.
Your sigh is more beautiful than any pizza box.
You’re like McDonald’s; I love it!
Baby girl, I like your legs better than the full bucket of KFC!
Oh, you make me super tall
do you want to see my whopper?
Baby, I’m like McDonald’s; I love to see your smile.
I want to dip my nuggets in your sweet and sour sauce.
Wow! You have more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Is your body missing from McDonald’s? Because I love you
Do you like hamburger secret sauce?
Oh, look at that became super huge. But wait, I am talking about the cake.
I love how you move…like a vulture’s butter.
I have a 6-inch sub that I can put between my lips.
Stop! Baby girl, I want to eat you like cheesy fast food.
Fancy fries of the day or my burger number?
Rare Fastfood Pickup Lines
I want some French fries with this shake of your booty.
Are you working for a beautiful cause when you work at Harvey’s?
The girl wants french fries or something near me.
Do you like Pizza Hut, baby? Because I’m going to stuff your crust.
Are you new to the McDonald’s menu? McNificent?
I wish you were a hamburger at MacDonald’s; then I would have called you McGorgeous.
Baby, I’m like Taco Bell; I stay up late and eat well.
Do you like hamburgers, baby? I have the biggest under my pants.
The girl wants french fries or something near me.
Hey girl. Have you been in the sun because you look, umm…toasty?
Do you eat at McDonald’s? If so, you’ll be Mchottie.
You are like milk; I want you to be part of my full breakfast.
Are you McDonald’s? Cause it goes right on my thigh.
Are you McFlurries? Cause it goes right on my thigh
You are my dairy queen; I will be your Burger King; we can eat whatever you want.
Short Fastfood Pickup Lines
Seeing you is like a ten-piece meal and getting 11 McNuggets.
Girl, I want you to be my McDonald’s tonight…fast, cheap, easy.
If you were a McDonald’s hamburger, your name would be McStunning.
Baby, if you were a McDonald’s burger, you’d be McGorgeous.
I’m like Domino’s pizza. The next one is free if you don’t come for 30 minutes.
Want to spice up your diet and get my number for free today?
Baby, you are so cute. I wish I could lick you like the sweetest chocolate.
Want to spice up your diet and get my number for free today?
If you were McDonald’s new burger, you’re McGorgeous.
I’m Peper Lonely. Would you like to go out with me? Let’s play games. I will give you the pizza if you give me your number.
Like pizza, bad is perfect.
Forget pizza. All I want tonight is for you.
Damn baby, your body must be from McDonald’s Because I love it”!
Do you work for Subway Inc.? Because you give me long legs.
Are you new to McDonald’s menu? Cause you are McNificent?
Seeing you is like a ten-piece meal, and he gets 11 McNuggets.
Damn baby, your body must be from McDonald’s Because I love it”!
Oh, you make me super tall.
If you were a McDonald’s hamburger, your name would be McStunning.
Do you like hamburger secret sauce? Do you want to have mine?
Is your body missing from McDonald’s? Because I love it.
I have a 6-inch subwoofer that you can place between your lips.
Best Fastfood Pickup Lines
Is your body McDonald’s? Because I love it.
Hey girl. Have you been in the sun? Hmm…because it looks toasty.
Girl, I want you to be my McDonald’s tonight…fast, cheap and easy.
Girl, you’re the Egg McMuffin from One Night Stand.
Your two buns make me forget about sandwiches just by looking at them.
You are the boss, just like Burger King.
Like Papa Jones, I always use the best ingredients.
I can be your burger king. Oh, look at this Just oversized.
The girl is your face at McDonald’s…because I love it.
Do you work at McDonald’s? I wondered if I could get the loin with such a shock.
Are you working for a beautiful cause as you are working at Harvey’s?
Want a super size? I am talking about the meal.
Do you want to see my whopper?
Girl, you look like fast food in my car. Hot and comfortable.
Are you a fast food restaurant? Cause I am attracted towards you.
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle
Can I dip fries in your frosty?
GoodChatup Fastfood Pickup Lines
My pants are like happy meals. “Then why don’t you open it?” There is a big toy inside.
You like 7-Eleven; everyone takes a sip and thinks it’s my turn
Do you like bacon? I am a master baker.
There are [insert number] microbreweries in town, but this is the only one with the blonde beer I want.
I want to eat a piece of you.
I may not be pizza, but at least I’m very cheesy and good for you. I’m pizza. Can you put me in your mouth?
What BBQ? I want to heat my meat on your griller.
Do you like barbecue? Because I’ll slap meat on your grill
It’s so wonderful that you can put it on a plate and suck it up with a cookie!
If it’s true that we’re what we eat, I can be with you in the morning!
I want to spread butter on toast and eat it for breakfast.
Let’s have breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or poke you?
I’ll make your breakfast. Then, Omelette, you suck that cock.
I love how you move…like a vulture’s butter.
Girl, you are as sweet as candy. Can I taste you? “Now and later.”
Your name must be Candy…because you’re so cute and sweet.
Mmm girl! You’re so sweet, but sorry, I’m diabetic!
You’re like my favorite candy bar, half cute, half quirky.
Girl, you’re like a candy bar, half nutty and half sweet!
Have you ever tried homemade salted cardamom toffee? Hit me a lot when you come back to me.
Do you like Kellogg’s? (Yes) can you Freeze my flakes?
Damn girl! Have you eaten lucky charms (why?) because they look magically delicious!
Crazy Fastfood Pickup Lines
Is your dad Tony the Tiger (Frost Flake) because you look great?
God puts as much effort into you as their tools to make good artisanal cheese.
You and I will make a perfect Goudaburi.
I want to grow mold together like blue cheese.
Your intelligence turns me on.
You are sharp as cheddar.
My love for you makes me crumble like feta cheese.
I can promise you more than Gouda time if you come with me.
You are my Monterey Jack Colby.
My love for you is hot, like fried mozzarella.
If someone hits you, I tell them, “That’s Nacho’s girl.”
My heart feels like Swiss cheese without you. Full of holes.
Hey girl, I hope it’s Nacho Man over there.
Would you like to come? I find it provocative.
Let’s stop this party and go to my house.
Would you love to spend some time with me?
Let’s stay inside and solidify tonight.
Hey girl, your ass is out of this world. I can’t control myself around you. You make me a pastor.
I’m not bragging, but I grate it on bread.
Tell me, my valentine, would you love to go on a date with me?
Awesome Fastfood Pickup Lines
I wish you were cheesecake because I’m about to eat you up.
But, hey, girl, you look like a real gouda.
Are you interested in Fromage a Trois?
You are my macaroni cheese. I love it.
You look good for dinner.
God puts as much effort into you as their tools to make a good and delicious artisanal cheese.
You are like a fine French cheese. Some people find your strong scent offensive, but I know it means you are of high quality.
Let my chicken nuggets take a bath with yo sauce.
I heard you like dim sum, but you drink more of that dick with your dim sum.
Baby, I may not be Doritos Locos Tacos, but I’m sure I’ll brighten your night.
You are like Pringles. Once you hit it, you can’t stop!
Are you a Frito because you’re cheesy?
Do you like chocolate because you almost choke on that cock?
Millions of kisses are made at Hershey’s factory daily, but I only ask from you.
I’m like chocolate pudding. It may not look good, but it tastes very good.
I just put cream on my trousers, so pass me sugar and coffee, and i” ll make it for you.
Hey, I grind so fine they call me coffee.
Are you from Starbucks? Because I love lattes, and so do you.
Want to see my cookies crumble?
Do you like s’mores?
Catchy Fastfood Pickup Lines
Need a cooking partner? I’m good at the kitchen.
I studied at a culinary school in France and knew all the secrets of the joy of living.
If I were to write a cookbook, you would be the one to be featured.
Better to stare at you than to watch food porn.
As you know, I cook best in the morning.
Why don’t you come over to my house and write something you can write on your food blog?
I just met you, can you marinate me?
I last longer than cast iron.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn’t as smooth as yours.
Do you like cool whipping? Flogging this cock in the face is cool
Did you bring those cupcakes to the break room? Oh, it’s incredibly cute, or so I thought.
If you’re for dessert, drizzle it on you with balsamic vinegar.
He’s handsome enough to make me creme brulee just by looking at him.
Their crust is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Just come to me, and I will make the best dinner for you.
You are so cute; my eyes are shining like donuts.
Have you tried bone loss? They are as intoxicating as homemade schnapps.
If your lips are vodka, I want to be wasted.
I’m a locavore…everything you need is right in front of you.
Better to stare than watch food porn.
Funny Fastfood Pickup Lines
Can you reheat spring rolls in the microwave, as I always want you and my food to be hot?
May I serve you a frittata with local duck eggs in bed tomorrow morning?
You are more delicious than my favorite fast food.
How about the morning ball? Scramble or fertilized.
What are you doing this fall? Why not take advantage of harvest time?
When the rainy season ends, let’s go out foraging together.
Damn, you know how to farm! Because you make my trunk grow!
Let’s say you’re the farm, and I’m the table.
Crispy, crunchy, soft, flaky crust… (hot pocket).
I will be the Burger King, and you will be the Dairy Queen.
Baby, if you were a McDonald’s burger, you’d be McGorgeous.
Do you eat at McDonald’s? If so, you’ll be Mchottie.
Are you McDonald’s? Cause it goes right on my thigh.
Do you like wendys? Because the ball of love hits my face.
You remind me of fast food; I want to take you out and eat you in the car.
Do you like Wendy’s? We’re sure you’ll enjoy watching Wendy’s nuts slide down your face.
Is your dad’s owner of Wendy’s because he makes me want to eat late?
Damn baby, is your body McDonald’s? (No, why?) “Because I love it.
They call me King…because they can get me whatever they want (Burger King).
If you were a McDonald’s hamburger, your name would be McStunning.
Beautiful Fastfood Pickup Lines
Like KFC, I’m good at finger-licking.
I’m like Burger King, and you can eat it your way.
You are the boss, just like BK. (Burger King)
Like BK, my fire is always ready (Burger King)
Haha, you are like Burger King. My p*** is like Rallies. you have to eat
Like Taco Bell, I stay up late and eat a lot ;).
Just like McDonald’s, I love to see your smile.
You’re like a McDonald’s baby; I love it!
My cock is like Wendy’s, fresh and never frozen.
It’s WAAAYYY better than fast food.
Do what’s good for you; that’s me.
Just like Wendy’s, where’s the beef, baby?
My junk is like Papa John’s, with better ingredients, better p****.
Sleeping with me is like Quiznos. MMM TOASTY.
Hey baby, do you want something fresh? Like new kisses or hugs?
Are you straight from KFC because your thighs and boobs just gave me the drumstick?
Super Cheesy Fastfood Pickup Lines
I’m German, and would you like to see my Wienerschnitzel?
I’m like Domino’s pizza. So the next one is free if you don’t come in 30 minutes?
Do you work at Little Caesars, Inc.? You’re hot, so I’m ready.
Do you like pizza hut? Because I want your crust stuffed.
This first date is going very well. Should I ditch everyone just to be with you forever?
I want French fries with this shake!
Mom must be hot because apples don’t fall far from the tree.
She may not be 8 inches tall for me, but this banana is worth peeling.
Hey, I want to split the check like a banana.
So which fruit do you prefer, strawberries or blueberries? [Choose one] Because I need to know what kind of pancakes to order for you in the morning.
Do you like cherries? No? So can I have yours?
Hey baby, Let’s play a fruity game… I’ll pop your cherry with my banana.
Hey, you have a lot of coconuts. They call me Dr. Grape…G is silent. (Might be offensive)
Are you a fruit because Honeydew, do you know what you look like now?
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