150+ Elf Pickup Lines [ funny, short, crazy]

You might have heard and read about a lot of different Elf pickup lines. Note that the elf pick-up line is different here.

Some are cute enough to try out with your friends and some are so cool to try with your friends.

Most of them are funny and humorous, so don’t expect them to work in a real environment!

Cheesy Elf PickuP LInes

Try these Cheesy Elf Pickup Lines we have mentioned below.

Baby I’ll be a sucker for fluff to let you go.

Banging is my favorite

Did you miss it??

Dobby will always protect you from STDs.

You can eat your weight with cocktail sausage. We can cross you off the cheeky list.

I don’t wiggle my ears for anyone.

I swallow a thimbleful of tequila and turn into a wild man. . There are needs that toy jobs don’t meet.

I heard we both like midgets.

I invented the prank list…

I may be claymation, but I’m stiff where it matters.

I once said, “NSync. Would you like to meet her?” I used to be Jon Bon Jovi’s lawn ornament.

Hydrogen who? You are the number one element for me.

I want to spend my life with you.

Even if Earth has gravity, I still fall for you.

Must you be an Electrician? Cause you are lighting up my life.

I am a magical being. Take off your bra.

I am an excellent shooter. I *always* hit what I’m aiming for.

I am here, your elf, always waiting for you.

I’m not Elmo, but please don’t stop tickling me. . I have the sleigh keys tonight.

I speak an “Elvish language”…do you need a demonstration? I am a magical being. Why not get rid of tops and bras?

With any luck, I’ll put it on the cheeky list. . Is it cool here? Because you gave me a snowman!

Rare Elf Pickup lines

Wanna try something new? Then go for these Rare Elf Pickup Lines.

Is it lentil bread or are you happy to see me?

Will Mistress provide clothes for Dobby? Saucy.

My treehouse or your treehouse? Nice tunic! It looks great on the floor next to your bed.

You must be tired, as you run on your mind all day.

Baby come here; I can satisfy your hunger. Also, I can make you feel cheap and ashamed afterward.

I wish I could be your best friend and stay in touch with you forever.

I may not be your house elf, but I can promise I can do everything for you.

Hey baby girl, if you don’t mind, can i kiss you, you are just so pretty.

You are too pretty for my heart, I can’t stop falling for you.

My baby, I want to adopt and take care of your health forever.

Girl, I think you should pay me to rent… because you have been living in my mind and heart for so long.

Someone, please call the cops; it’s illegal to drive someone(Me) crazy.

You look like the guy going on a date with me tonight.

Let’s flip the coin. Heads, you” ll kiss me, Tails. I” ll go on a date with you.

There’s a reason they stopped calling us “Little People”. . Love has no height limit!

Small hands make it easier to rub your back.

What is a good girl doing in a dungeon like this?

He’s not calling himself Lance-a-Lot.

I’d instead be beheaded than be refused a date with you.

What a nice set of goblets!

Trust me; I’m good at packing socks. . Females are rare in the north of the Arctic Circle.

You bring out the Yeti in me!

Short Elf Pickup Lines

Try the Short Elf PickuP Lines mentioned below.

I know what they say about guys with big ears.

You, me, Santa Claus, and Mrs. What are you saying?

Raggedy Ann’s wig looks good on you.

You’re so cute I want to put you in my spaghetti. I’m like a night elf thief, silently stalking you at night.

Hey baby, chain my mail?

Hey Big Boy, how do you undress this girl?

Hey, miss, if you think this horse has talent.

Princess, you don’t know where the lonely knight puts his sword, do you?

Honestly, ladies, it helps clean up bruises.

Are you a mother elf? Because I want to make an elf baby out of you.

I may not have pointy ears, but I transform into a Wood Elf whenever you’re around.

“Would you like to see my other half?”

I’m not an elf on a shelf.

We might not be double partners, but do you want to be my life partner?

I grunt harder (pause) at night.

Return my serve, and I promise i” ll return your call.

I don’t mind giving you unlimited lets.

We are closed on Christmas Eve.

You have needs that toy jobs don’t meet.

Best Elf Pickup Lines

These Best Elf Pickup Lines are so good to try with your friends.

I’m not Elmo, but please don’t stop tickling me.

I speak “elvish”… would you like a demo?

With any luck, I’ll put it on the cheeky list. Is it cool here? Because you give me a snow drizzle!

I am here, your elf.

My treehouse or your treehouse?

People say I look like Cupid.

I heard we both like midgets. Females are rare in the north of the Arctic Circle.

Yes, I am George Stephanopoulos.

That’s a bunch of decorations you have there.

I speak Elvish… Need a demonstration? I am an excellent shooter. I *always* hit what I’m aiming for.

Hey can i join you tonight, trust me i will treat you right.

I wanna hangout with you, as you are looking so pretty already.

Hey baby girl, are you feeling alright or you need cuddles tonight?

My darling, i am your elf and i wanna kiss you, this comes under my services.

The most precious things in my life are Wimbledon and you.

What’s your favorite stroke?

Why settle for Dunlop balls when you can have my balls?

You Racquet must be tight; may I lose it for you?

Your eyes are green like moss on rotting wood.

Just because a man wears tights and pointed slippers doesn’t mean he’s gay.

Awesome Elf Pickup LInes

Try and share these awesome elf pickup lines we have mentioned below.

Are there elves in you? Do you want to?

I swallow a thimbleful of tequila and turn into a wild man.

I am good at packing socks. I used to be Brad Pitt’s lawn ornament.

There are needs that toy jobs don’t meet.

Lady, you gave me Mirkwood.

Is it lentil bread or are you happy to see me?

Banging is my favorite.

Our loaf is something wheat talks about for years to come.

Baby, I knead you right now.

Hey girl, I guess you are Korean Because I think I found my Seoul-Mate

You shine as bright as the artificial Sun developed by Koreans,

Girl, you must be the artificial Sun developed by Korea because you are no less hot than the Sun.

I have the sleigh keys tonight. We are closed on Christmas Eve.

2500 isn’t *that* a big age difference!

I am a magical being. Why not get rid of tops and bras?

With any luck, I’ll put it on my naughty list.

Is it cool here? Because you give me a snow drizzle!

There’s a reason they stopped calling us Little People.

Nice tunic! It looks great on the floor next to your bed.

I taught Santa everything he knew.

Nice view from here!

Crazy Elf Pickup LInes

Try these Crazy Elf Pickup lines we have mentioned below for you.

There are more arrows where it came from.

Raggedy Ann’s wig looks good on you.

I know what they say about boys with big ears. Not everything about me is small!

Yes, it’s also sharp.

You are so cute that I will put you in my spaghetti.

Baby I’ll be a sucker for fluff to let you go

I once said “NSync. Do you want to see her?

You bring out the Yeti in me!

Have you been churned? Because you look fresh!

Love has no height limit!

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to be loud he [email protected] so everyone can hear.

I’m not Elmo, but please don’t stop tickling me.

Your nose may be cold, but your heart is warm. Hey, baby wants to know why my friends call me a tripod?

You have needs that toy jobs don’t meet

I used to be Jon Bon Jovi’s lawn ornament

I can cross you off the cheeky list

I am a magical being. take off your bra Drink a thimble of tequila and turn into a wild man

Raggedy Ann’s wig looks good on you

You can eat your weight with cocktail sausage.