This article on pickup lines is specially dedicated to our special friends. We are talking about Dyslexic people.
So if you have any such friends, relatives, classmates, or any known who is Dyslexic then you must use these pickup lines with them.
Cheesy Dyslexic Pickup Lines
Try these Cheesy Dyslexic pickup lines and I’m sure you are gonna live with them.
I’m sorry that I can’t read your sentence. I am dyslexic.
I’m not good at spelling, but I can do other things with my tongue.
You may not be able to read it, but you can feel the love.
Don’t worry, I’m dyslexic. I will never forget how beautiful you are.
I don’t know if you’re smart or dumb, but I’d like to find out.
I can’t understand what you’re saying, so you must be really smart!
I can’t tell from your handwriting, so your mind must be working mysteriously!
You’re like a dyslexic Einstein – you just make the universe appear!
Your mind is always turning things around, so I think you’re good at solving puzzles!
Your brain is so unique it must be in the dyslexia hall of fame!
I don’t know if you’re dyslexic or creative, but I love the way you think!
Dyslexia must be a superpower because you are great at what you do!
All three levels of my psyche agree. We need to start dating.
If I snap my fingers, you’ll be undressed and remember nothing.
Do you have Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Are you real or are you an illusion? Either way, you’re hot!
Baby, tonight I’m going to improve my short-term memory duration by saying my name all night long
Baby, you’re like the independent variable, how you magnify my bar chart
Baby, you are so beautiful… I can’t break my thoughts and actions around you.
Baby, you’re so good, my brain restructures just to process it. Baby, only you and I can see the Rorschach test!
Rare Dyslexic Pickup Lines
Mentioned below are a few Rare Dyslexic Pickup lines that you must try.
Damn baby! You excite my afferent neurons.
Daym Girl, are you trying to improve your short-term memory? You have a big butt!
you give me some physiological excitement
Do I have to cheat to get a volunteer entry from you? They make me revoke my right to withdraw
Sorry, I just realized they also do hot dogs via donuts.
Forget self-care. I am here to make everything better.
Girls, I have an allostatic charge here for you.
Is the simple exposure effect already set or do I need to start over?
Baby, why not do a stimulus-response experiment?
Hey baby, I have your acronym. D.A.Y.U.M.
Hey, can you put your number in my long-term storage?
hey girl! Are you the conditioned stimulus? because you make me drool
hey girl! If you are an unconditioned stimulus, you will have an unconditioned response like Pavlov’s dog.
hey girl! I am truly concerned that you are in danger of incurring vicarious trauma. hey girl! You put me in an altered state of consciousness.
hey girl! you remind me of my mother Were there any scars left in your heart when you fell from heaven?
Hey, will you come to me and free me from your preconceptions about the reality of existence?
I will teach you all about the tip-of-the-tongue phenomenon. I know your name isn’t Little Albert, but I can scream at you.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease, honey because I forgot your phone number.
I guess I was classically conditioned to your beauty.
I compare you to my mother, but I don’t want to go into that Freudian abyss.
Short Dyslexic Pickup Lines
These Short Dyslexic Pickup lines are good for you to try anytime.
I will be the prisoner and you will be the jailer. use me!
I’m experimenting. Would you like to spend the night so I can interpret your dreams?
I can’t feel you today, can I feel you?
I have a wonderful psychoanalytic sofa at home. Why not try it?
If you are an axon, I am a myelin sheath. May I put your cigar in your ashtray? This is not just any cigar…
My hypothalamus is obsessed with you!
My subconscious pushes me to talk to you.
Roses are red and violets are blue. Even if you were the null hypothesis, I wouldn’t deny you.
Sex is part of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. Can you help me find myself?
Do you want to come back to me and do something to suppress it later?
Express what the Freudians repress!
Who is your daddy, do you remember him?
Show me my giant inkblot and tell me what you think about it. You are the greatest realization of my mind’s delusions!
You activate all the reward centers in my brain – you’re like a dopamine rush in my head.
Play on my couch for a few minutes and you’ll be a completely different woman!
you made me rehearse your name all night long
You make my medulla oblongata erupt.
You must be tired of running through my passive-aggressive-libido-suppressed mind all night long.
you remind me of my mother Do you like triplets? I have a split personality which is great.
You are the archetype of the perfect young woman.
Best Dyslexic Pickup Lines
You can try these Best Dyslexic Pickup lines with your friends.
Your ego may say no, but that’s what your tongue is dipping me into.
Lie down on my sofa…with me. Girl, you’re flooding my dopamine neurotransmitters.
can I buy you a psychiatrist?
I know your name isn’t Little Albert, but I can scream at you.
Damn baby, you activate my girlfriend’s HPA axis.
Are you happy to see me, or is it just a defense mechanism? Baby, only you and I can see the Rorschach test!
Can you tell me more about relationships?
I can’t feel you today, can I feel you?
A girl who wants more muscarinic receptors in her heart.
Are you real or are you an illusion? Either way, you’re hot!
Baby, you light up my world like my primary visual cortex. Let me show you relaxation techniques that are not used for systematic desensitization.
I don’t mind looking at you, I’m just doing a case study.
Baby, tonight I’m going to improve my short-term memory duration by saying my name all night long.
Do I have a mild obsessive-compulsive disorder that should be my obsession? Even if I can’t meet you in person, you’re always in my visual space sketchbook.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease, honey because I forgot your phone number.
I guess I was classically conditioned to your beauty.
Baby, I love you all, not just your personality and cognitive bits and pieces.
I will be the neurotransmitter in your synaptic gap. Damn baby, you activate my HPA axis. You’re driving my dopamine levels crazy.
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Are you the conditioned stimulus? because you make me drool.
Crazy Dyslexic Pickup lInes
You must try these Crazy Dyslexic Pickup lInes with your Dyslexic friends or known ones. Make them feel comfortable.
Forget self-care. I am here to make everything better.
Are you Phineas Gage? because you stole my heart Baby, do I remember you in my dreams, or is it just a false memory?
damn girl! You must be ovulating!
Baby, you’re like the independent variable, just like how I expand my bar chart.
Did it leave lasting emotional scars when you fell from heaven?
Girl, I know you study psychology, but I want to study you.
Brocas Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
You put me in an altered state of consciousness. Do I remember you in my dreams or is it just a false memory?
Sorry, I just realized they also do hot dogs via donuts.
Girls, I have an allostatic charge here for you.
you give me some physiological excitement
You are allegiance to my Maslowian theory of humanism, which is based on a hierarchy of needs. Will you let me put my myelin on your axons overnight?
Girl, I know you study psychology, but I want to study you.
Who Needs Drugs That Stimulate Dopamine Transmission?
Can I Freudian Slip into you?
No one can activate my Ventral strategic better than you.
You must be made up of Chocolate cause you increase your serotonin level.
Have you heard about Oedipus Complex? You remind me of my mom.
You must be a Stimulant. Cause you are the reason for my increased heartbeat.
You must be tired from running on my Reticulat formation for the entire day.
Awesome Dyslexic Pickup Lines
Mentioned below are a few Awesome Dyslexic Pickup lines that are good for you to try.
Reading Psychology is suitable for grades, but reading you is good for my health.
I have a suitable acronym for your name W.O.W.
I’m researching dreams. Can I sleep with you tonight?
After meeting you, I feel like I wish I had more cardiac Muscarinic Receptors.
I’m not Scezophernic, but you look like a delusion to me.
I’ll show you some Relaxation techniques. Well, it is not the ordinary one used for systematic desensitization.
Do you have OCD? Cause I want to be your obsession.
I have to meet a Psychologist soon. After meeting you, I feel like I’m in a Delusion.
Are you a Neurodegenerative disease? Cause I forgot your digits.
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