222+ Cereal Pickup Lines to Starting Your Day

Cereal some people find it boring as it is blended, but we all know that it is healthy and much needed for the body just as you need fun in your life.

Okay, sorry for being cringe. Well, try these Cereal Pickup lines with someone who is a health freak.

Cheesy Cereal Pickup Lines 

Try these Cheesy Cereal Pickup Lines mentioned below.

Are you a bowl of cereal? Because I want to eat you every day.

Must you be Muesli? Because it can eat you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

Is it muesli? Because I put you first.

Are you my cereal because I want to spoon you?

Baby, do you have delicious granola? Let’s put some milk in this bowl. 

Add my cinnamon to your toast; you will love it.

Damn girl, if you were grain, you’d be a box of sweet pebbles. 

Did you have any lucky charms this morning? Because you look magically delicious.

Good morning; brighten up the world with your smile.

You make my mornings better than ringing my alarm clock.

You must be coffee because I need you every morning.

Is the sun coming, or is it shining?

You must be the goddess of the morning because you sanctify everything. Because I want to see you every day, is it in the morning?

This morning is as beautiful as your smile.

Have you eaten your breakfast cereal yet? Then, I’ll give you my bowl.

Do you like muesli? I’m awesome, so do you want to know me?

Hey girl, you look as dry as cereal. Let me make you feel wet with my milk.

Girls, if we were granola, we belong together in one bowl. 

I think I tied it up for your cocoa puff. I treat all boxes with respect.

I want to roll your oats.

I am not a grain killer!

Rare Cereal Pickup Lines

Mentioned below are a few Rare Cereal Pickup Lines; try these.

Oh, I’m here now. It will be your lucky charm. Want some milk with a cocoa puff?

Hey girl, are you my favorite nonveg soup? Because I want to spoon you up.

You look magically delicious, and I am on a serial date.

They must be after me, Lucky Charms!

Give up your morning cereal and spoon-eat yourself instead.

Are you my cereal because I want to spoon you

Are your muesli? Because I put you in my mouth.

Is it muesli? Because I want to spoon you

You look magically delicious, just like my morning cereal.

Are you a bowl of cereal? I eat you every day.

Hey girl, are you serial? I want to pour you milk

I want to roll your oats.

If you are my morning, I promise to make your night heaven.

I dreamed of you last night, and the morning is already beautiful.

I don’t get up early in the morning, but if you sleep next to me, I’m ready to be a morning person. I’m more into you than coffee.

Let’s spend the night together. Make your morning beautiful

Because you need dawn every day.

Are you a bowl of cereal? I will eat it every day. They must be after me, Lucky Charms!

Have you eaten your breakfast cereal yet? I’ll give you my bowl

I’m about to make honey nuts with your Cheerios.

Hey babygirl, are you Muesli? Because I need it every morning.

Add my cinnamon to your toast, and you will love it.

Girls, if we were granola, we belong together in one bowl.

Short Cereal Pickup Lines

Are you my cereal because I want to spoon you? 

Oh, I’m here now. I will be your lucky charm. 

Damn, if you were a breakfast cereal, I guarantee it would crackle.

You look like dry cereal. Well, I can make you feel wet with my milk.

I am thinking of giving up on my morning cereal and spoon-eat you instead.

Hey girl, are you cereal? Because I want to pour you creamy milk.

Do you like muesli? I love it, and you look like it.

I want to wake up next to you every morning. Muesli, soup, and you’re what I want to spoon every morning.

Breakfast and the only thing you want in bed every morning.

I had a dream about you last night, so I thought I should call you in the morning so I can think of you.

I will be a bird, and you will be a worm.

If you’re granola, you’ll be a lucky charm because it’s magically delicious!

Baby, do you have delicious granola? Pour milk into this bowl.

You look magically delicious, and I am on a cereal date.

I think I tied it up for your coco puff. 

I don’t know what that cereal tastes like, but I know how beautiful you are.

Want some milk with a cocoa puff?

Damn girl, if you were grain, you’d be a box of sweet pebbles.

I am not a grain killer! I am a cereal killer.

Yogurt. Muesli. Soup. Are you one of these? Those are all things I want to spoon up.

you are my breakfast like a cute cumber

I want to have breakfast with you

Are you open for breakfast?

Best Cereal Pickup Lines

The beans are cold; can you warm them up for me? 

Shall we start breakfast? Romantic one.

You are a full-bodied breakfast tea.

I want to spread butter on toast and eat it for breakfast.

Do you have breakfast because you will feel tired for the entire day with me?

I want to spread butter on toast and eat it for breakfast.

Let’s go on a date and make a movie and dinner plan.

To me, you are nothing but my morning coffee, so your father must be a caffeine producer. Your presence in the morning is more sacred than any goddess.

I can be your coffee if you want your mornings to be full of energy.

I don’t care about breakfast in the morning because I just want to treat you in the morning.

Are you from Pancake House? Because I just want to pile on you

Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow. A romantic breakfast?

Should I call you or poke you? 

You are like milk; I want you to be part of my breakfast.

What do you prefer, strawberries or blueberries? But first, I want to have breakfast with you. 

May I invite you to dinner? Because I want to have a good time with you.

You’re so fine. I want to pour you some milk and make you part of my breakfast.

Good Chat up Cereal Pickup Lines

Hey, I was wondering about your pancake diameter. I like things to be big.

Hey baby, I want my toast, French. What about eggs? Fried, stirred, fertilized?

I want to go on a date with you. 

I want to have breakfast with you. May I invite you to dinner?

It’s delicious, and when you’re done eating, let’s eat breakfast together.

I ate cereal for breakfast this morning. For dinner, I want you.

You heard bacon goes well with bourbon, right?

Are you open for breakfast? At my place?

You are like milk; I want you to be part of my breakfast. 

You have that kiss syrup. Come on and let my pancakes overflow.

Hey baby, I want my toast, French, just like the kisses.

You brought me dinner. Can I bring you breakfast?

Crazy Cereal Pickup Lines

Sorry it took me a while to send you a message. But now I am saying I like you.

Baby girl, would you love to have me for the morning breakfast?

I want to eat between…your legs.

Why do you need an alarm clock when I’m in the morning?

If you like cheesy lines at night, you’ll love Morning Glory. But, baby, it’s not just the sun that shines in the morning.

Every day is better when I’m with you. So I want to make my morning more fulfilling.

You are the glory I need every morning.

That’s why I call your left leg breakfast and your right leg lunch!

Oh, do you have a boyfriend? Perfect, he makes us breakfast in the morning?

Are you a pancake? I want to make it with you for Sunday breakfast.

Do you have breakfast because I want you to be healthy all day?

I want to flip your pancakes. Both.

If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch, I couldn’t stand snacking. 

You are like breakfast to me. I can’t start my day without eating you.

I miss you so much; I wish we could see each other daily.

Just like breakfast, I also need you to start my day. 

Pancakes because I just want to pile on you.

Baby, I got the syrup I needed for a whole stack of pancakes.

 Baby, you are so hot. Turn my sausage into bacon

Baby, your bacon, my ball! Perfect right?

Awesome Cereal Pickup Lines

Girl, my sausage wants to be with your ball.

What do you like the most about breakfast? I like milk.

Hey baby, I want my toast and kisses, French. 

You make my morning better every day. How about waking up every morning with coffee and kisses from me?

Seeing you every morning makes me happy.

I want to kiss you every morning. I hate hitting the snooze button.

I’m planning a better grand finale for you. We also serve breakfast.

If it’s true that we’re what we eat, I can be with you in the morning!

If you come to dinner, I will make you breakfast.

If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, you’re going to brunch this weekend.

If you bring me the eggs, I’ll bring you the bacon. I’ll make you breakfasted, st. Omelette, you suck that cock.

Let’s have breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or poke you?

Let’s have breakfast tomorrow – in my bed.

My sausage is cold. Can you warm it up for me? 

Oh, do you have a boyfriend? Perfect, he will make us breakfast in the morning.

Stay here with me for breakfast, so how about eggs? Scrambled eggs or fertilized eggs?

We should go on a date to spend the night there, and you can have me for breakfast.

Catchy Cereal Pickup Lines

You brought me dinner. Can I bring you breakfast in bed?

You drive me crazy!

You are like breakfast to me. I can’t imagine starting my day without eating you.

You’re so fine; I want to pour you some milk and make you part of my breakfast.

You are a full-bodied breakfast tea.

You are my breakfast, just like a cute cumber

I want cereal and you for breakfast morning.

Shall we start breakfast? Because after that, I am going to have a bite of you.

I’m planning a better grand finale for you. Breakfast is also provided.

I want to spread your butter on my toast and eat it for breakfast.

Are you an egg The moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up

I like breakfast in bed, so why not sit on my face?

Ollie… are you an egg? Because you are so smooth and cute. lol

You are like milk; I want you to be part of my breakfast.

What do you prefer, strawberries or blueberries? First, I want to have breakfast with you. Then, may I invite you to dinner? 

You’re fine; I want to pour some milk on you and make you part of my breakfast.

Hey, I was wondering about your pancake diameter.

Funny Cereal Pickup Lines

Hey baby, I want my toast and kisses, french.

What about eggs? Fried, stirred, fertilized? I want to go on a date.

Then you want to make a movie for dinner… breakfast? 

I want to have breakfast with you and then invite you for dinner. 

Let’s eat breakfast together.

I like breakfast in bed, so why not sit on my face?

When I see you every morning, my dream comes true.

I may not be coffee, but I can energize your morning.

I hope the morning is as bright as yours.

Sleeping next to you is like a blessing to me. Good morning love. You can wake up early in the morning and contemplate the beauty of your morning.

The beans are cold; can you warm them up for me?

Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I call you or poke you?

I’m going to Whole Foods to find out what you like for breakfast.

Oh, do you have a boyfriend? Perfect, he makes us breakfast in the morning.

I’m staying for breakfast, so how about your eggs? Boiled or fertilized.

Are you a pancake? Because I want to make it with you for Sunday breakfast?

Girl, I want to love you like Walt Jr. likes breakfast.

You are like breakfast to me. I can’t start my day without eating you. 

If you come to dinner, I will make you breakfast.

I’ll make you dinner, and I’ll make you breakfast, But you’ll have to eat dessert in the meantime. And I’m studying physics.

Hey, girl, Do you like breakfast? I can speak french.

Beautiful Cereal Pickup Lines

If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch, I couldn’t stand snacking.

You look beautiful in the morning. Just like this princess has just finished her beauty sleep.

She can’t shine bright and make morning jealous.

I wait every day to wake up next to you. Unfortunately, I didn’t get to see you last night; now, I can’t take my eyes off you.

You heard bacon goes well with bourbon, right? Do you have breakfast because it’s the best you’ve ever had?

Hey baby, I want my toast French and well-roasted.

I want to flip your pancakes.

Let’s have breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or poke you?

Did you have lucky charms at breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

If you bring me the eggs, I’ll bring you the bacon.

Are you open for breakfast at my place?

When I look at you, it’s like God has blessed me.

I’m only in the morning, and I’m already thinking of you.

Roses are red; violets are blue; I can’t imagine a morning without you.

You look delicious. Did you have lucky charms at breakfast?

I thank God every morning for giving me the most beautiful gifts.

You stir my balls, and I fertilize your eggs.

What is the diameter of the pancake? Just wanted to know.

I’m planning a better grand finale for you. We also serve breakfast.

Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow. Should I call you or poke you?

Excuse me, have you had breakfast? Were they good luck charms because you look magically delicious?

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