130+ April Fool Pickup Lines to prank your friends

It’s April Fool’s Day! We’ve prepared a fun list of mean and funny April Fool’s pick-up lines. These “non-pickup lines” are pickup lines with a follow-up of “NOT”.

These April Fool’s Day pick-up lines usually include some common and potential exchanges. Flirt between you and girls/or boys after noticing the first comment.

Cheesy April Fool Pickup Lines

Try these Cheesy April fool Pickup Lines we have mentioned below for you guys.

I don’t know what it is today, but I’m fooling myself into falling in love with you.

Miss, you are stupid money. And I don’t want to know the truth

What day do you think it is today? Just kidding. (I’m not kidding)

Cute. April Fool! you’re so fucking sexy

hipster dresses are a joke. You should take it off

You put “ooh” in “fool”.

Today is April He looks like he’s fooling around and playing pranks.

girl I’ll let you flush the toilet while I take a shower.

My room is full of baby kittens. I wanna see it. …April Fool! But if you’ve come this far…

I tell April Fool’s jokes every day.

March wasn’t good, she’s gray in April… I hope it comes out in May…

Miss, you look ugly… April Fool’s Day

Miss, is your name April?

Is your name April? I can be your fool

Don’t be fooled by April Fool’s Day She’s already in love with your big brown eyes.

Rare April Fool Pickup Lines

Try these Rare April Fool Pickup Lines and you will love them.

Roses are red Violets are blue, but you are still a fool.

Yes, with your blood Hey baby, do you want to paint the whole town red? Yes, with your blood

Male: May I sit next to you for a while? 

Would you like to be violently Kissed on the anus? Sorry, what were you thinking about?

Damn, you’re hot… you look just like my mother

beautiful intelligent talented cute cheerful Are you smiling now? YOU ARE A BITCH

What makes your butt so small, gross, and painful? Sandpaper

You must have extra sugar in your cereal every morning. Oh, is it because I’m cute? Because my number is so fat.

I can see your eyes forever. But what I can see is not yours.

I know it’s not an April Fool’s joke anymore… but if I make fun of you, it’s an April Fool’s joke?

Are you foolproof or can you trick me into buying you a drink?

I may not be religious but looking at you makes me feel I got the answer to all my prayers. 

You must be an Electrician, case you light up my world.

I want to hear a joke about my D, but it’s too long, forget it

I want to hear a joke about my P.

Short April Fool Pickup Lines

Try these amazing short April fool pickup lines we have mentioned below.

Can you buy me a drink?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was a fool to trust you.

There is a heart that beats for you today, tomorrow, and forever. who do you know?

You’re an idiot! You tell me April Fool’s jokes every day.

Girl: You’re so pretty! Boy: I’m quick, I know it’s a stupid day!

Did it hurt when you fell out of the sky? Because it looks like it landed on your face. Has anyone replaced

Splenda with cement? Cause I just got a really hard

Do you want to dance? Yes, but not with you.

You said your pants look fat.

Is your family beautiful? you aren’t.

Beautiful has a “U”. Yes, ugly has a ‘U’.

girl I’ll let you flush the toilet while I take a shower.

Miss, you are stupid money. And I don’t want to know the truth

My room is full of baby kittens. I wanna see it.

I could take him to the zoo, but he might be mistaken for an elephant.

Best April Fool Pickup Lines

Mentioned below are a few but the best April Fool Pickup Lines. Enjoy.

Want to have sex?Literally!

Today is April Fool’s Day and it looks like you’re playing a prank.

Be aware that some of these pickup lines can sound very offensive and some people cannot take them lightly.

Respectfully use the pickup lines above and enjoy Fool’s Day.

Do you have a name?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Well done, you made me forget the pick-up line.

Did you go to school together? I can swear we had chemistry.

How about some raisins? No? How is your date?

What is your favorite drink? I would like to know what to buy for the first date.

Did you meet? I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I met you.

Do you have a card? You owe me a drink because I got lost in your eyes. Because I dropped mine when I met you.

If nothing lasts forever, can you be my nothingness?

How about some fresh air? You took my breath away

If you were a song you would be the best single on the album.

Crazy April Fool Pickup Lines

Try these Crazy April Fool Pickup Lines and you are gonna love it.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

I’m having trouble breathing, so I want you to know how to do CPR.

I’m staring at you, so glad I had a library card.

Are you a time traveler? Because I can meet you in the future.

Your hands look lonely. can I hold it for you?

I believe in following my dreams. May I have your Instagram

Is your name Google? Because you are everything I was looking for.

Did the sun come out or just smile at me?

If being beautiful was a crime, you would be a criminal. 

My Puck Up line is, (pause) sorry, you distracted me with your beauty again, and now I can’t remember.

To quote the poet Katy Perry, “You make me feel like I’m living my teenage dreams.”

Hello, my name is Microsoft. can I sleep with you tonight

Did you get your driver’s license revoked for driving these guys crazy?

Are you a broom? Cause you blew my mind

Do you have band-aids? I rubbed my knees for you

I learned of an important historical date. Would you like to be one of them too?

If you compare it to fruit, it’s a “great apple.”

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see

If you can rearrange the alphabet, put U and me together.

Alright, here we are! What are your two remaining wishes?

Funny April Fool Pickup Lines

Hello guys, looking for some funny pickup lines? Then these funny April fool pickup lines could be a good choice for you.

Parking ticket? You wrote beautifully everywhere.

If you were a chicken, you would be “not good”

Have you just come out of the oven? Because you’re too hot to handle it.

If I were a cat, I would spend nine lives with you.

I thought this was a [restaurant/bar/other], but it must be a museum because it’s a work of art.

How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in the room?

I don’t know his name, but I think he’s as beautiful as you.

I’m not a photographer, but I can imagine us being together.

I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has.

Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you.

If you lend me a kiss, I promise to return it immediately.

You said you were good with numbers, can you give me your numbers so I can prove it?

You’re so kind that my teeth hurt.

Excuse me, could you tell me? (they say no). Okay, are you sure?

I know you’re beautiful, but is there anything else I should know about you?

Beautiful Pickup Lines

Mentioned below are a few beautiful Pickup Lines, try them.

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Hmmm, I just wanted to [dinner/drink], but you are very distracting. He trusted me.

I would like to show Santa what I want for Christmas this year, so could I have a picture of you?

On a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 9 and I am the 1 you need.

I’m not playing hide-and-seek with you, because I can’t find anyone like you.

Do you know what I have in common with the Little Mermaid? We both want to be part of your world.

If you were a geometrical triangle, you would be an acute Triangle.

You must be made up of Grapes cause you are fine as wine.

You must be a part of a significant passage cause looking at you is a highlight of my day.

You should visit the doctor; I think you are lacking vitamin Me.

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