155+ Alcohol Pickup Lines to Get Ready Wine and Dine

The first thing that comes to your mind after hitting puberty is? Trying new things and, on top of that, trying alcohol. We all have a different craze o trying alcohol.

It’s cool, right, until and unless it is only consumed responsibly and only for fun. Not for addiction.

If you try it the first time with your friends, try these alcohol pickup lines to make your day memorable.

Cheesy Alcohol Pickup Lines

Are you trying to hit that cute, hot senior in your class? Then take her to the bar, share some drinks and let her know about your feelings.

Finally, try these cheesy alcohol pickup lines; she would love it.

Am I drunk, or are you beautiful?

And I thought the beer would be good here…

Are you a frozen margarita? Because you made my brain stop working.

Are you going to finish that? (pointing at their drink)

Baby, you’re the hottest girl in the bar.

Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?

I guess you have mixed some Fire-whiskey into my drink, or is it you getting hotter?

Did you steal my beer? Because the one in your hand looks exactly like I was drinking.

What do you like the most? Blow Job or Sex on the Beach? Wait, wait! I’m talking cocktails,s of course. 

Do you want a drink? Yes? I do; please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila, and a large beer.

Let’s have a drink and have sex with me. No? Okay, then, What about just sex?

Crazy Alcohol Pickup Lines

For the friend who is crazy about clubbing and parting, you can try these crazy alcohol pickup lines just to make them laugh about their habits.

This would be great fun, trust me.

Excuse me. I am not sure if you’re aware,e but I’m extremely attractive.

Excuse me. My friend and I are debating which of these drinks is better. What do you think?

If I had bought you a drink, you could have had me for the night.

Have you tried the (drink) here? It’s terrific!

Here’s $20. Drink until I’m good-looking, and then talk to me.

Hey! You owe me a drink. Because I just dropped mine looking at you.

Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Let’s come together and join a game of pool.

Hi there, a beautiful girl like you shouldn’t drink alone. May I join you? 

Hi there, are you drinking a mixed drink? Mind if I join you?

Hi there, is that a tequila shot? Let’s do a party in my room.

I don’t know, why don’t they serve Everclear in this place?

I see you’ve got some tequila. Does that mean you want to give me a shot?

Funny Alcohol Pickup Lines

Trying alcohol for the first time is always fun and has many good experiences. Those moments could be very funny when you think about them after ages.

Well, to make your days even more fun, try these funny alcohol pickup lines.

All these bottles in the bar must be jealous of your beauty because you are the most intoxicating thing in this place.

Hey, may I slam dunk your face with my face?

I’m okay to be friends with you, as long as I can seduce you when we’re drunk.

I’m not drunI’m’mm just intoxicated by you.

I may not be Irish, but I can play drunk very well!

I think they should serve Everclear in this place!

I see you’ve got some tequila. Does that mean you want to give me a shot?

You are the most intoxicated in the place, so all these bottles are jealous of you.

May I slam dunk your face with my face?

It’s okay, even if you want to be just friends with me, as long as I can seduce you when we’re drunk.

I’m not drunk; you just intoxicate me.

Flirty Alcohol Pickup Lines

Flirting might need a lot of courage, but not when drunk. Then you just need a good pickup line.

Here we have some good Flirty Alcohol Pickup Lines that you can try to impress someone.

I may not be Irish, but I play drunk very well!

I’m a waste,d but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.

This isn’t a beer bell; it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.

Baby, you have got the hottest ass in my shot glass.

I would have bought a drink for you, but then I’d be jealous of the glass.

Here it is 50 euros. Drink until I’m good-looking, and then talk to me.

Hey! You owe me a drink because I dropped mine when I saw you.

 I see you’ve got some tequila.  Does that mean you want to give me a shot?

Do you know, all these bottles in the bar must be jealous of you because you have the most intoxicants, even more than the alcohol?

What do you say?y I buy the book,e and you show me how to shake I?.

When we leave this place, would you say anything to me? 

I love it when you drink cause then I get the chance to take care of you.

Rare Alcohol Pickup Lines

Can you not go to the bar for the same drink again and again? Then why try the same pickup lines again and again?

If your date is a drinker, you should use these Rare Alcohol Pickup lines; they would like it.

What do you want to have right now? Blow job or sex on the beach? Hey, wait! I’m talking cocktails, of course.

I’m letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for 5euross. How many should I count for you?

In medieval times my beer belly would signify prosperity and attractiveness; what do you think?

I seriously can not believe these guys don’t serve Everclear in this place! (If you want to show you’re a badass, Everclear contains 100% alcohol)

Did you steal my beer? Because the one in your hand looks like the one, I was drinking.

Would you like to have a drink and have sex with me? No? It’s okay; we can only have sex then. 

I can’t focus on my drink because you distract me with your beauty.

Most men/women are intimidated by me. Do you like me as well?

Hey, you are drinking the same drink which I am drinking. Are you trying to copy me?

Shall we play spin the bottle when you’re done with that beer?

Are you going to finish that? (pointing at their drink)

Do you want a drink? Yes? Can you give me a double whiskey and 5 shots of tequila, and a large beer?

Good Chat up Alcohol Pickup Lines

Do you want to ask your tinder match for a date at the bar?

Then you should try these Good Chatup Alcohol pickup lines; Your date would love it.

And I have heard that the beer is good here…

Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?

 I will surely buy you a drink, but for that, you have to join me tonight.

Hey! you owe me a drink!

I dropped mine when you walked by

Hey girl, are you having a glass of wine? I love to travel, how about you?

Shall we play spin the bottle when you’re done with that beer?

Excuse me. I am not sure you’re aware, but I’m extremely attractive.

Did you steal my beer? Because the drink you have looks exactly like the one I was drinking.

I see you’ve got some tequila. Does that mean you want to give me a shot?

Ah. Stella, my friend, where were you for life?

Best Alcohol Pickup Lines

You can try these best Alcohol pickup lines with your friends if you are planning for a night bar party this weekend. It would be fun.

You’re the smirn off in my vodka.

What do you say? I have booze. Can you shake it for me, baby girl?

You put the Viognier in my Shiraz.

Hi there, is that a tequila shot? Let’s continue the night party in my room, baby girl.

Is that a keg in your pants? I want to tap that.

Girl, it may not be a beer belly; this is my fuel tank to show you, my love.

 I can’t stop the urge to dunk your face with my face.

Do you know that alcohol never expires, and neither will my love for you?

Can you give me your contact number? Then, I will call you when I need another drink.

Would you like to return to my place and watch Netflix while drinking cheap wine and eating Chipotle?

Did you steal my beer? No? Okay, so can I have yours?

Short Alcohol Pickup Lines

What about trying Short Alcholo Pickup lines while having vodka shots? Is it cool, right? Now, you can also try these without short alcohol pickup lines.

These bartenders must be jealous because you look more intoxicated than the alcohol bottles. 

Can someone get me a bucket because I see all margarita drinks?

Here is R100. Drink until I am good-looking, then come to talk to me.

I’m trying to focus on my drink here, but you’re very distracting.

Kiss me because both of us are drunk and won’t remember it tomorrow.

Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?

Is that a Highland Scotch in your hand, or are you happy to see me?

When you’re done with that bee,r shall we play spin the bottle?

I’m not drunk; you just intoxicate me.

Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?

Hey! You owe me a drink. I dropped mine just by looking at you.

Are you a frozen margarita? Cause you froze my bairn babygirl.

Catchy Alcohol Pickup Lines

Catch their attention in the bar by trying these Catchy Alcohol pickup lies.

Shall we play spin the bottle when you’re done with that beer?

Excuse me. I am not sure you’re aware, but I’m extremely attractive.

I have a $750 Scotty Cameron ball marker in my pocket; I think you can find it.

And I just thought that the beer would be good here…

I’m good with a screwdriver…

Excuse me. I am not sure if you’re aware,e but I’m extremely attractive.

I’m wasted,d but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.

Here is R100. Drink until I am good-looking, then come to talk to me.

Let’s make out because both of us are drunk and we won’t remember anything th next morning.

Just like alcohol, my love for you would also never expire.

You can call me anytime if you want to share a drink with me.

Most men/women are intimidated by me. So, do you love me? 

Beautiful Alcohol Pickup Lines

To impress a beautiful girl at the bar, try these beautiful Alcohol pickup lines. 

Hey! You owe me a drink. But, cause you distracted me, I couldn’t focus on my last drink.

Do you want a drink? Yes? Can you please offer me a large beer and whiskey?

Greetings. Would it be satisfactory to purchase an alcohol-induced beverage and reproduce together afterward?

Most men/women are intimidated by me. It’s okay; you don’t have to buy a drink for me.

You can have me tonight with a large glass of beer.

Hey, do you like cocktails? Because we should be mixed, I guess.

Here’s 50euross. Drink until I’m good-looking, and then talk to me.

Excuse me. My friends and I are debating here about which of these (drinks) is better. What do you think?

You’re the grenadine in my tequila sunrise. Without you, I’m just alcoholic orange juice.

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